Your mother has a sandy vagina.

Yeah. Pretty sure this lady was trying to call me. I didn't have my banana phone on. I feel sorta bad now. The dogs are all pissed off at me, because well, as you can clearly see, this lady is heartbroken because I didn't answer the phone.

http://www.superpoop.com

Awesome website!




I had a really messed up dream last night. It wasn't even a funny one.. Just really fucked up, so I'm not gonna write it out on here.

I'm at work, once again. Been working so much lately. Haven't had a day off in about.. 10 days? Probably more. I lost track a while ago.
It's boring here today. I'm chewing on a straw, ready to fall asleep.

I literally just drooled.

I have a Mexicano friend. Her name is Koalaaa.. She likes tacos, which consist of:
1 part turtle shell
1 part cheese
and
1 part mexican baby.
I'm pretty sure that the baby is what gives it the flavor. That is what she told me anyways. I'm not really into eating mexicans anymore. Not my thing.
BAHAHAHA. Fack. I'm not racist.. for real. I'm not.

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! I JUST SAID I'M NOT RACIST.

Ohhhh betch, them is fightin words!

Can't you tell I'm bored? I'm sitting here, talking to a computer. WHO IN THE HELL DOES THAT? Other than nerds, and the occasional crackhead.


When I was younger.. around the age of 15. It was my first day back to school.. I was in my science class, and it got pretty boring. The teacher just wouldn't shut up. SO What do you do when you get bored? You draw on your face! Any normal kid would do that.. RIGHT? Anyways, I sat there, drawing on my face for like an hour, my teacher finally noticed, and took me up in front of the class and tried to embarrass me.. it didn't work. I'm always embarrassing myself anyways so who gives a shit, eh?

Another time I put skittles up in my nose when I was bored. They got stuck.. Teacher put a pencil in my nose to get them out.. Didn't work.. Ended up at the hospital.
Moral of the story. The only way to have fun is to draw on your face, or put skittles in your nose.

The end, slut.