Mm. I just burned my tongue.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. - Brick Tamland from Anchorman.


I guess I'm just trying to say, I may or may not be mentally retarded. It's pretty much a question that will forever remain unanswered.

So.. Um, I had this dream. I was with an old friend, we were on a bike... the bike was controlled by a computer, if the computer was off, the breaks on the bike would lock up. So me and my friend are driving down this hill, and there were fucking dinosaurs. YES! Dinosaurs. They were in Lake Superior, eating a whale. (I'm pretty sure there's no whales in Lake Superior)... The computer on the bike shut off, and the breaks locked up, so me being a douche bag, took off on my friend. I started running down this road, and I dropped a carton of cigarettes (I'm assuming they fell out of my ass, since they weren't in my hand 10 seconds prior). I opened the carton and there was snow in the packs.. I DON'T KNOWW. This dream was ridiculous. It ended with me in between the dinosaurs.. toes.

If you haven't noticed yet, I'm a very random person. Makes me unique, and partially retarded. It's pretty great, actually.