Koala sent me some interesting texts last night, if my cell phone wasn't such a slut and deleted them all, I would post them here. They went along the lines of "Yeah, that's right, I fucked your mother, and your whole family.. except your dad, because I'm not gay." I thought you were a chick, Temina? Either way, you like penis.. in AND around your mouth. Sometimes your ear too.
Oh by the way, I heard that you and SPAUN of SATAN had sex with an old hooker with a penis last weekend? IS THIS TRUE?
WWWWHHHHHHHENNN I WAS JUST TWO YEARS OLD I LEFT MY DICK OUT IN THE COLD AND IT TURNED BLUE, WHAT COULD I DO?
On the day I got my tooth, I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She took a pee, right on my knee.
Ten days after I turned 6, I dropped my dick on sharp toothpicks and it hurt so bad, I called my dad.
That's pretty much my feelings at this exact moment.
Not really, Idk. Just felt like singing a songggggg with LARRY.
I'm tired. I might write more today... maybe not. WE'LL SEE CHILDREN.
Remember kids, drugs are good for you and drowning kittens is a GREAT way to get rid of your anger! Until next time!
"I'm physically and mentally RETARDED"
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